Wednesday, April 22, 2009

The Only MySpace Comment I Ever Rejected

I mean seriously, you can post on my Myspace all day about Asher Roth, your fucking shitty demo cdr, whatever, I don't give a shit. Tell me Happy Birthday 7 months late, I am really not tripping. But I couldn't actually approve this one in particular. But felt I needed to share it with my real friends.

Don't trip mom, it's just a Myspace comment...

HEY FUCK YOU
JUST STOPPING BY TO SHOW YOU SOME HATE AND SHOOT YOUR ASS IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN' HEAD AND ALSO WISH THAT YOU DIE ALL THE WORST IN WHAT YOU ARE CUNTSAUCE DRIPPING, SUCCESS CUMS UP YOUR ASS. SO KEEP IT AT AND REMEMBER I GOT YOUR ASS IN MY SIGHT AND I'M FINNA BRING IT DOWN BITCH, I DO YOUR ASS AND COULD CONSIDER YOU AS A MEMBER OF YOUR ASSHOLE CUNTSHIT TEAM...SO BE SURE TO KEEP YOUR ASS UP AND IN THE ASS AND WIPE THAT SHIT HOE KEEP DOING WHAT YOU ARE AS LONG ASYOU FUCK ME IN THE ASS....BE SURE TO CUM IN MY ASS AND DROP ME A SOME SEMEN IN MY FACE OR WHATEVER IT MAYBE THAT YOU FEEL LIKE DOING WITH YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN' ASS THE FUCK UP OUT MY FACE BITCH I'MMA KILL YOU..
SIGN...

name withheld....

Anyway yeah, I guess Twitter killed my Myspace too. DAG!

5 comments:

JuliaErvin said...

This is one of the most inspiring passages I've ever read. The pre poetry of it resembles the best lines of Ecclesiastes. I have a 1/4 gram left of cocaine and a wee bit of heroin, so I am going to shoot up right now and read this aloud. My vagina shall drip sweet, luscious sauce, and I shall jar it up for this wonderful man.

This has made my day. Life is beautiful when creativity overshadows your mama yellin' at you all mornin' about bein' pregnant again I'm finna kill that bitch if she ain't shut the fuck up... oh shit, I'm being negative again. OK, here comes the needle and the entry of cream. And here CUMS my cuntsauce goin' in my mouth. Peace IN. Sayin'? Holler back.

Ana said...

Dude, MySpace killed MySpace. Facebook wins.

Pushermania said...

Wanna guest blog for me Julia?

the maternal unit said...

Holy crap. Somebody needed a hug...

thehoustongirl said...

OMG WTF?! that reminds me of thescrewshop.com's postings for some reason LOL!! ya kno, the "e-beefs" or whatever.

*copies and paste to use on Facebook* LOL!!!!

I'll put that puppy out when someone wants to try me LOL